12/27/11
- What is the most musical bone? a Trombone!
- What has a T and a T in it? The word Tea
- How do athletes stay cool? They stand by the Fans!
- There was a green house inside the green house was a white house inside the white house was a red house inside the red house were lots of babies, what is it? Watermelon
- How do bees get to school? On a school buzz!
- You throw away the outside cook the inside, you eat the outside throw away the inside.What is it? Ear of corn!
- Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? Because it was rated AAAAR!
- One Sunday morning a millionaire died. There was three people in the house when he died. His daughter, a maid and a butler. His daughter said " Why would I kill my own dad? I was playing with my Barbies." The maid said she was milking the cow. The butler said he was checking the mail. Who killed the millionaire? The butler, there is no mail on Sunday.
- Where did the music teacher leave her keys? the Piano
- What is a cheerleaders favorite food? Cheerios!
- What is a vampire favorite holiday? Fangs- giving!
- What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline? hip hop!
